1 Taylor Swift
With only 11,445 followers, What Taylor Does is probably the most hilarious and underrated anonymous account in the Twittersphere. T-Swift fan or not, these tweets will have you rolling on the floor. The account doesn’t post often, but when they do it is well worth the read. Every tweet is a haiku-inspired description of the deep thoughts that flow through the sensitive mind of the artist on her eternal journey to find true love.
2 Lady Boners
Straight ladies and gay gentleman, I present to you the new highlight of your day. The account posts almost no words, just a constant flow of photos of attractive men. Middle-aged, twenty-something, scruffy, chiseled, laughing, serious — Lady Boners has a photo that will tickle everyone’s fancy. Trust me, when you’re having a bad day it’s always nice to be greeted with the beautiful face of a man who is totally out of your league.
3 Stuff My Guinea Does
This page is another that posts mostly photos, but you wouldn’t have it any other way. Someone somewhere enjoys putting their guinea pig in strange places and posting it on the Internet. Whoever they are I’d like to thank them. I’ve cried from laughter looking at the photos of these little critters doing human tasks like: reading a newspaper, washing a car, getting ‘turnt’ up and cutting wood.
4 Uber Facts
Those of you who enjoy nourishing your brains with knowledge will love this anon. Uber Facts is very popular, and for good reason. They post multiple times a day, so the entertainment is nearly endless. There are facts and statistics about everything from laws, to Ryan Gosling’s childhood, to obscure grammar rules. Follow Uber Facts uber fast and impress all your friends with exciting bits of information.
5 Cute Emergency
If you’re ever feeling down, Cute Emergency is guaranteed to put a smile on your face. This account posts adorable and hilarious pictures of all kinds of animals. Its most popular tweets consist of puppies and kittens, but you’ll also see baby pandas, giraffes, dolphins and squirrels, along with many others. Cute Emergency is the perfect account for anyone needing a quick pick-me-up.
Follow this account for a good laugh, and retweet them to make all of your followers go “Aww.”