April 30th marks the 10-year anniversary of the release of one of the best chick films of all time: “Mean Girls.” Get your clique together and celebrate the right way.
Watch “Mean Girls”
It goes without saying that on “Mean Girls’” 10-year anniversary you have to watch the movie. That’s just the rules of feminism. If you, for some strange reason, don’t already have it on DVD, no worries; the hit film was recently made available on Netflix. Order the disk to watch with your BFFs or watch it instantly on your laptop.
The gods have smiled down upon us, for the anniversary falls on a Wednesday. And on Wednesdays we wear pink. Borrow your gay best friend’s pink polo, like Cady does, or rock a pink tank top with a mini skirt, like Regina. And just remember, if you don’t wear pink, you can’t sit with us.
Have a Hump-Day treat
Happy hour is from 4 to 6 p.m. Get your ignorant band of loyal followers together and have a celebration. Make some yummy mocktails, share the hot gossip and sit around and soak up each other’s awesomeness. But if you’re going to drink, make sure you do it in the house. Cheers!
Go on an all-carb diet
While you might not be able to go to Taco Bell, today is the day to bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and eat it and be happy. We all need a cheat day every once in a while and why not have it on the “Mean Girls” anniversary? Don’t worry. One day won’t ruin your technically good physique, and on Thursday you can totally just stab Caesar — the salad that is.
Show off your “Mean Girls” vocab
Today is the day to overuse “You go, Glen Coco’’ and try as hard as you possibly can to finally make “fetch” happen. Drop all kinds of “Mean Girl”-esque hybrid words, like “grosky,” “fugly” and “grool.” How much slang is too much, you might ask? THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!